If automobiles had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside. – Robert Cringely
I came, I saw, I deleted all your files.
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
It’s lucky your going so slowly, because your going in the wrong direction.
The District of Columbia has a law forbidding you to exert pressure on a balloon and thereby cause a whistling sound on the streets.
Windows 98 is not a virus – viruses are small and efficient.
If you notice a person is deceiving you, they must not be deceiving you very well.
Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow.
Running Windows on a Pentium is like having a brand new Porsche but only being able to drive backwards with the hand brake on.
I wish I was on a Cincinnati street corner holding a clean dog.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining. – Jeff Raskin
Computers Are Like Air Conditions….They’re Both Useless With Windows Open
What happens when you turn the headlights on while driving the speed of light?
Sorry I am being chased by 6 Penguins and they seem to want my ButterFinger but damnit they can’t have it. So I will be back after I have run them over with my Barbie Car.
The grass is always greener when you use spray paint. Green spray paint.
It’s better to close your mouth and appear an idiot than to open it and remove all doubt. -Mark Twain
Some people have told me they don’t think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me they have never seen a angry penguin charging at them in excess of 100mph. They’d be a lot more careful about what they say if they had. – Linus Torvalds
Overwhelming scientific evidence indicates you cannot learn while asleep, though you can sleep when you are supposed to be learning.
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every second of it.
The Linux storm is coming…… Better go close your Windows.
If Bill Gates had a nickel for every time Windows crashed… Oh wait , he does
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” -Albert Einstein
Some people are like slinkies, they don’t really have a purpose, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
In a world without walls and fences, who needs windows or gates? — from Taras