Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.
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Chemistry is invading my life.
You forgot to include the evidence that dihydrogen monoxide is actually a miracle weight-loss drug if taken in large quantities. Because this is such a dangerous chemical, only people who are desperately trying to become thin as a stick should try this drug.
(fine print) You must take dihydrogen monoxide with an improved diet and exercise program that includes skipping three meals every day and running around in circles in your living room for three or four hours, twice a day. Do not use dihydrogen monoxide if you have recently drank several glasses of water. Do not eat pieces of dry ice with your dihydrogen monoxide to see if you turn into an ice cube. (/fine print)— Rena 1039 days ago #